10. I have a very low tolerance for anything that screams and/or poops.
9. I don’t know the words to “Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star.”
8. If it walks on all fours, it should live in a doghouse in the backyard.
7. I am a world-class curmudgeon.
6. I believe children should be shipped to India, not heard.
5. I hate to share my beer.
4. The sight of Oscar the Grouch causes me to weep uncontrollably.
3. I prefer to sleep through the entire night.
2. I have, on at least one occasion, dropped a baby.
1. I play “Chutes and Ladders” to win.