Thursday, November 20, 2008

Things That Make ME Go ... Hmmmm!

"granny--I love you, but you don't know what you're talking about; Xbox is God's gift to humankind."

If the Xbox is God's gift to humankind, than what am I? Chopped Liver?!?!

Followed by, and again, I quote:

"I would be perfectly happy if my wife and I were the only two people on earth. She could putter around Asia during the day while I tinkered in Africa. Then, we could meet back in South America in the evenings to watch baseball on the couch. I could go for that."

We could be on separate continents during the day, and then meet back in the evening for baseball? And then, I have to play second to the XBox - and let's not forget the beer!?!?

Somewhere between these words, I am to find a self described crotchity old curmudgeon ... aka... my husband who insists to the world that "He Loves Me Most!" The man that I married seven years ago; somehow has disappeared ~ who knows where he went to, but perhaps he too has been swallowed by The Old Woman who Swallowed the Fly.

(a song that HE sings to our adorable granddaughter almost every night.)


Gramps said...

Okay, I see I have pissed off Granny royally. In that case, there's only one thing for a wise husband to do: beg for mercy.

Dear, please, please, please forgive me for my insensitivity. I love you more than any silly old Xbox. I even love you more than beer.

Have the T-shirt said...

Wow Granny...more than beer! That sounds like a sincere apology to me!

BobbieLou said...

The digital scrapbook pages have been sent! I am anxiousness awaiting to hear what you think of them!! ;0)

Guilty Secret said...

You guys are ADORABLE!